2.5 hours away so it was a mini road trip. In my mind road trips are
the reason fast food exists. And while I generally avoid fast food i
make an exception for road trips and make a double exception for mcd's
breakfast sandwiches. However my idea didn't go exactly according to
plan. The traffic, the detour, and the timing threw it all off and
there wasn't a mcd's until after the breakfast cutoff (insert bitter
seriously you couldn't make a uturn argument here). Unfortunately at
this point I was craving eggs so nothing else would suffice. With
breakfast being cut off everywhere else we pulled into a starbucks
where i ordered an English muffin with egg and bacon. Seriously, this
was one of the worst thugs I'd eaten in quite some time. The bread was
rubbery and soggy, the bacon was gross looking and had the consistency
of wet tissues and the egg, well I'm not totally convinced that it was
an egg. The saddest part of this whole story is that I ate the whole
thing.
